Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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