How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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