remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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