Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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