remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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