can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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