If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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