Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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