Got a toothbrush?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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