the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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