Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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