brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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