check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
a search helicopter?!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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