Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She said her name was "party"
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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