I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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