sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have fence marks all over my body
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
