I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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