It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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