I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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