He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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