What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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