hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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