Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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