google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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