i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think my fart just growled at me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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