ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
if i died would you start the facebook group?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
