In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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