PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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