I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
