So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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