Quick, to the slutcave!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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