the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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