Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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