He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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