i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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