Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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