bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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