Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
