My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm always down for nudity.
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