A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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