I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
this just has baby written all over it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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