very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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