so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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