hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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