who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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