And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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