check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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