i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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