Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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