i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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