it wasn't lemon gatorade
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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