We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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