If that was your dad, he is hot
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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