You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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