I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
