I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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