Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's Friday. Sex?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
