She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
